6 LITTLE��STORIES ....

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ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
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That's
FAITH
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WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
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That's
TRUST
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EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
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That's
HOPE
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{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
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That's
CONFIDENCE
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{ 5 }
WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
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That's
LOVE.
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{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
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That's
ATTITUDE
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��Live your life like 6 stories.��...

BEST JOKES EVER ! BEST HINDI JOKES ! TOUCHING JOKES !

Raat mai sOoney se pehley Ek machar zaroOr mardiya karey , Taakii . . . . . . . . . . . Baake ke machar uske janezey pe chale jaye aur aap aaram se so sake...

Kasam se bachpan se intelligent ho Par kabhii ghamand nahii kiya.. tongue emoticon

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani Obalne se kitanu mar jate hai..������ . . Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ����

''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !. tongue emoticon . Stupid Science tongue emoticon . kasam se bachpan se genius hu... �� unsure emoticon

Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya ......... unsure emoticon

Cow & Cat both are ������������sisters..

Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.

I'm telling you,

Cow ��Mata hoti hai Aur Billi ��Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya...

No ������claps plz.... unsure emoticon

I don't like publicity.. ����:\

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, ... unsure emoticon

Jab tak knowledge hai deta rahunga...

Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:

1. Pahli baat : Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.��

2. Aur dusri baat :

Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samajhti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samajhti hai..

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

������ FRIENDS..

Daily:

1 Apple��= No Doctor 1Tulsi Patta��= No Cancer 1 Nimbu��= No Fat 1 Glass Milk��= No Bone Problems 3 Ltr Water��= Skin Saaf & DAILY YEH BLOG = No stress, Mood fresh ��������������...

non veg jokes !

#‎Jokes 1‬.=> Suhagrat Ke Bad,
Pati Apni Patni Se Bola..
Pati: Ary Khoon To Nikla Hi Nhi ?!
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Patni Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya
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Patni - "Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya" tongue emoticon grin emoticon

‪#‎Jokes‬.2=>Teacher : Agar Koi Chota Planet Prithvi
Se Takraye Toh Kya Hoga ?
Student : Tadang Jaisa Awaaj Aayega
Teacher (Gusse Se) : Kyun ??
Student : Sunny Medam Ne Kaha Hai.
"Yeh Duniya ...Yeh Duniya Pital Di.
#Jokes.3=> Husband – Cricket Wala Channel Lagao.
Wife – Nahi Lagaungi.
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Husband – Dekh Lunga.
Wife – Kya Dekhloge?
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Husband – Yahi Channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho. frown emoticon

‪#‎joker ‬.3=> Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
"Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai"
Aur
Vidya Balan Kehti Hai,
"Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai"
Bahut Confusion Hai Bhai!!

‪#‎jokes 5‬.=> Master: Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du?
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Boy: Woh Last Seat Ki Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono Ko , Bathroom Me Band Kar Do.

‪#‎please_share_.....

HAVE U DID THIS ????

FUNNY !

PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN !!

PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN !!

PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN !!

True Love [ Sacha pyaar ] ki 8 nishaniya:"
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1: Aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte
hai..
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2: Aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai
...
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3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
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4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai..
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6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai..
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7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag
mai unka hi khayal hai.....

8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye
ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai.......

True Love [ Sacha pyaar ] ki 8 nishaniya:"
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1: Aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte
hai..
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2: Aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai
...
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3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
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4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai..
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6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai..
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7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag
mai unka hi khayal hai.....

8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye
ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai.......

Height of attempting unknown qns in an
exam
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Question:What is an array..?

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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend...

eg. "ARRAY, idhar aa re...

‪#‎Lol‬...
‪#‎Hyderabadi_Tales‬...

ıllıllı ๓ย๒єєภ кђคlєєl ıllıllı

HEIGHT of COOLNES :

Finishing the paper,

coming out of the exam hall, 
having a
Cold Drink &
Asking ur friend: "Dude,
which paper was it?"..

‪#‎Hehehehe‬..!
‪#‎Hyderabadi_Tales‬

Aeroplane- wright brothers..

Cycle-macmillan..

Telephone-grahm bell
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Telescope-galileo...

Exams-
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dundho pakad ke marenge...

Cricket is getting excited day by day with
the introduction of IPL n T20

same rules should be applied in examz!

(1) exams timing should be reduced to
one hour

(2) power play – no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.

(3) cheer leaders – to dance after every
right answer written.

(4) strategic time-out – time for students
for discussion.

(5) super over – chance for students to form their own question..

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka
pucha jayega
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1.Roll no

2.Exam

3.Date

4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?

Anything 4 u... tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon

‪#‎Khaleel....

In a school function
A K.G boy started
closing his ears with
both hnds,
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when girl was about
to start her speech ...

Others asked him
Why r you closing your
ears?

He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters ....

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
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Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day
Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
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All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!

BEFORE MARRIAGE

Boy : I have been waiting for this
day
Girl : Do you want me to leave ?
Boy : No
Girl : Do You Love Me ?
Boy : Of course
Girl : Will you ever cheat me ?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will you ever kiss me ?
Boy : Every chance I get
Girl : Will you hit me ?
Boy : Are you crazy ?
Girl : Can I trust you ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet heart

AFTER MARRIAGE :
Fun starts now

(Read from bottom to top)
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Kal Page Par GLUCOSE Bata jayega
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Members Sust Or Kamjor Ho Gaye Hai...
Active Nahi Rahte BLOG Par.. tongue emoticon

Love Letter from punjaban tohusband...

O mere dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu luteya mere dil da chain,
rabb kare tenu keede pain,
Tere nain bade nashile,
jive jhadu de tille,
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea,
jive chikad vich kutta fasea,
jane jigar jane tamana,
edhar aa terian lattan
bhanna.......
I LOVE U😝
Jaldi aa knjara😝😝

😝

Deleted 1 Of My Friend's Number From My Phone book..
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Bcoz Of Certain Misunderstanding Between Us.
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Today I Received A Friendship Msg From An Unknown Number.
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I Replied 'WHO R U'?
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The Reply Made Me Cry..
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"Idiot Dont U Even Know The Spelling Of 'HOW'..?
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I Am Fine Dude.."
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''REAL FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END''
So Don't Lose Ur Friends.....

Ye Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane
Waale
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LadkeYe Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane

Waale
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Ladke
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Wahi hai
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Jinhe Bachpan Me Behan Ki Frock
Or Apni Mummy Ki
Bindi Lagane Ka Shauk chadd Gya tha.

#kapil_sharma....

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai..
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Patient: Wah! Wah!
What A Joke Meri Kidney To Kabhi,
School Gayi Hi Nahi....

#kapil....

kapil sharma jokes....

Father to his son: How was the paper?
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Son: Bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
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Father: Acha,aur baki?
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Son: 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya,5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
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Father gusse me bola: Aur 2nd ques?
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Son: Bas sirf wahi galat hua hai...

Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha...

Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara...
itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi.
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Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya...
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Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS"
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M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
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Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi…. 😜

Angrez darwaza kholne ko hindime kaise kahega......U dnt kw......?........Mai batata hu........Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLDDAY.". `
..Say ten times khud samajh aa jayega.ab hanso mat like karo.....

#kapil_sharma...

KAPIL SHARMA !!!

Kapil Sharma V/s Rajnikant Jokes 丶

KAPIL SHARMA - THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER....

 KAPIL SHARMA FANTASY.....

Kapil Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi
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Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar
padi aur
ni kaal diya gya
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BeCause
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First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim Kharab
Ho Gaya Hai..!!
Kya karuun ?
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Kapil – To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…..
‪#‎Kapil_Sharma_Rockss‬.....

 KAPIL SHARMA TALES ....

COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL !!!

boy-rat ka kya plan h ??

girl-nthing , just night with kapil !!
boy-kya????

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girl-opps sry i mean comedy night with kapil ..
boy: squint emoticon
‪#‎Kapil_Sharma_tales‬..,..

 YO YO  KAPIL SHARMA STYLE !!!

KAPIL SHARMA !!!

Kapil Sharma : Babaji Ka Thullu
• Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata
Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone
Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
• Baccha Engineering College Join Karta
Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
• Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke
Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
• Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry
Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
• Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke
Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
• Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi
Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
• Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me
Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
• Ye Padh K Kya Mila Tumhe, Baba Ji Ka Thullu.....wink emoticon
‪#‎Kapil_Sharma_Rocks‬...

 KAPIL SHARMA JOKES !!!

WIFE TO HUBBY !

Wife to Hubby:
Darling. ..
In pictures of Shiva-Parvathi – Shiva has
a Trishool..

In Vishnu-Lakshmi: There’s Sudarshan
chakra..
In Ram-Sita: Bow & Arrows..
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But in Krishna-Radha pic Krishna holds a
flute..
Why?
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Hubby:
It’s simple honey.
The three gods you mentioned first are
with their wives....
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That’s why they have weapons.. …
:'D :'D :'D
Krishna is with his Girlfriend… So no weapons are required!…
When it comes to dealing with the lady
of the house, even the Gods need some protection... tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
‪#‎Kapil_Sharma‬...

 TOUCHING WORDS BY FATHER.....

VERY FUNNY JOKE !

Touching words by Father:
Dear Son ,
If you think your Dad, Mom and Teachers
are strict and unnecessarily harassing
you
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Wait for your WIFE... tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
:'D :'D :'D
‪#‎hahahahaha‬...

 KAPIL SHARMA JOKES !!!

Girl and boy were sitting in the garden,
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Girl: kuch aisa kaho ki dhadkan tez ho
jaye
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Boy: Bhaag saali tera baap aa raha
hai…!!!
tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon tongue emoticon ‪#‎LOL‬... :'D